{"slug":"podcast","aliases":["crystal-cloud","crystal","bambi-cloud","bambi","light-ages"],"title":"Crystal Cloud / Bambi Cloud Podcast","kicker":"Welcome to the Light Ages — with discretion","property":"crystalcloudpodcast.terrainfinity.ca","summary":"A podcast that walks toward charged human subjects. Not therapy. Not a treatment plan. Listener discretion is the door.","version":"2026.09.03","effective":"2026-09-03","updated":"2026-09-03","kind":"property","requiredBeforeEntry":true,"destination":"https://crystalcloudpodcast.terrainfinity.ca","domains":["crystalcloudpodcast.terrainfinity.ca"],"incorporates":["network"],"sections":[{"heading":"What the show is","body":["Crystal Cloud Podcast (and related Bambi Cloud / Light Ages framing) is audio and writing about consciousness, technology, art, and difficult human weather — including anxiety, addiction, attachment, loneliness, and consent.","Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic; that line is a motto, not a clinical claim.","This property disclaimer is in addition to the Primary Network Disclaimer. Where the two speak to the same subject, the stricter reading applies."]},{"heading":"Not care, not a protocol","body":["Episodes are not a diagnosis, not a treatment, not a twelve-step sponsorship, and not a replacement for a practitioner who knows your history. If you are in acute distress, contact local emergency services or a qualified crisis line in your area.","Do not use the show to self-medicate, to avoid medicine you already have, or to push someone else through material they did not ask for."]},{"heading":"Adult and triggering material","body":["Subjects may include sexuality, porn addiction, trauma, religion, and politics. Skip episodes. Leave the room. You are not required to finish a thought that is not for you today."]}],"checks":[{"id":"read","label":"I have read this disclaimer in full, including any incorporated network terms."},{"id":"capacity","label":"I am of legal age in my jurisdiction, or I am reviewing this with a parent or guardian."},{"id":"not-therapy","label":"I understand this podcast is not therapy, medicine, or a crisis service, and that episodes may discuss adult, addictive, and traumatic material."}],"urls":{"page":"/d/podcast","gate":"/gate/podcast","embed":"/embed/podcast","json":"/api/disclaimers/podcast"}}